What Men Talk About When You're Not Looking...
Yes, you put them together and this is what they talk about.... Ofcourse, names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent, as you can see below...[17:58] Narrrling: Hi Beng
[17:58] :P Beng: Hi
[17:59] Narrrling: Can you take Miki-C to the movies tonight? I’ve got an appointment, I can’t go with her.
[17:59] Narrrling: need to do this for future job
[17:59] :P Beng: ok no problem
[17:59] :P Beng: already told her is ok
[17:59] Narrrling: thank you
[18:00] :P Beng: no prob
[18:00] :P Beng: credit card number please?
[18:01] Narrrling: i am jobless
[18:01] :P Beng: cool
[18:01] Narrrling: so no money
[18:01] :P Beng: but u still have money , i know, u still drive a peugeot
[18:02] Narrrling: just sold
[18:02] Narrrling: we are selling Miki-Cs car next
[18:02] :P Beng: then u r cash rich now
[18:02] :P Beng: better still
[18:02] Narrrling: neeh got gambling problem
[18:03] :P Beng: yeah Miki-C has drugs problems too
[18:03] Narrrling: ah you know, her nickname is slush
[18:03] :P Beng: what is slush?
[18:03] Narrrling: sake you know
[18:03] Narrrling: she loves the sake
[18:04] :P Beng: yeah i know
[18:04] :P Beng: she is an alcoholic too
[18:04] :P Beng: and a drug abuser
[18:04] Narrrling: sometimes embarrasing she sings out loud
[18:04] Narrrling: beware in the cinema
[18:04] :P Beng: she used to be a prostitute for the armies you know
[18:05] :P Beng: i am not supposed to tell but i thought i better come clean now
[18:05] Narrrling: is ok... she has many girls employed now
[18:05] Narrrling: books me too
[18:05] Narrrling: for japanese ladies
[18:05] Narrrling: brrrrr 60+
[18:05] :P Beng: cool
[18:05] :P Beng: so you are officially a prostitute now?
[18:06] Narrrling: nono i only do lapdance
[18:06] :P Beng: cool
[18:06] Narrrling: and i dance
[18:06] Narrrling: exotic dance thank you
[18:06] :P Beng: but i think prostitutes earn more lah
[18:06] Narrrling: much more glam
[18:06] Narrrling: what can I say Miki-C is my manager
[18:06] Narrrling: i think she keeps 60% herself
[18:07] :P Beng: Miki-C also arrange kids to america as sex slaves
[18:07] :P Beng: did she tell you this too?
[18:07] Narrrling: see so smart man
[18:07] :P Beng: actually Miki-C has all sorts of business ok
[18:07] Narrrling: why dont you work closer with her
[18:07] Narrrling: your contacts her business man
[18:07] :P Beng: she is into drugs, gambling, sex and etc
[18:08] :P Beng: no i use her service for all my customers
posted by Miki-C @ 6:26 PM
1 Comments:
They obviously haven't discovered your real money-making venture - smuggling drugs in your beaded necklaces that you make out of jewellery stolen from corpses - after you've charged their families for providing them with sex so that they have a fulfilling afterlife.
So cunning you are.
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